Thursday, November 26, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse at Belmont High Intro

I think the main reason I wrote this miniseries was as a metaphor. Middle school is eat or be eaten, hence the zombies. The zombies illustrate the conformity present in middle school, and the conformists eat the individualists until they either die away or join them. Individualists must have the tools to survive it.
But I didn't just write a metaphor. I wrote a warning. A terrible warning of the dangers of cafeteria food.
Nuclear radiation is present in every single thing you purchase from the fat chick in the hair net. They don't mean it, of course-- there's something wrong with the ovens or the fridges, etc.
But always bring your lunch. Even if it means not eating, don't buy the cafeteria food.
Also, be wary of people just going along. They're the worst. Punch them in the face and teach them to think for themselves.
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?

"Gee, thanks, DJ!"

Which is what my delicate ears should be hearing for being generous and updating on Turkey Day.
Upcoming events:
More chapters from Evil, beginning Party, and retrospective on the Black Mountain Chronicles. On the right there will be tabs with labels and links, etc.
Beginning a new miniseries called Zombie Apocalypse at Belmont Junior High. Just guess what it's about. Belmont High is based on my old junior high, so expect people I used to/still am friends with to figure heavily, and some of my friends from FearSeekerFiles to play cameos.
Although most or all of my videos probably won't be posted, it's a fact I will be working on some films.
No reviews today, unfortunately, but there will be one tomorrow if I can spare the time.
There will definitely be some tastly articles coming your way, some which have already been written.
And that's it, thanks for playing!
~DJ Loomis

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I Have Problems

I am really sorry, but seeing as how my computer is CF'd, we might not be able to post stuff until Christmas. Don't worry, I might fit in a few updates here and there...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Updates Galore!

This has nothing to do with my books. Due to email troubles, I was forced to delete my Webs sites and discontinue my Wordpress site (though it will remain up at least until I can move all my posts from there to here).
So this site will now include DJ Loomis's patented reviews, and my Webs site's articles. Feel free to comment!